failnation:

If Police Squad was released a few years ago, it’d still be running today.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

If Police Squad was released a few years ago, it’d still be running today.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

dog-face-painting:

I lied about Murderface gaying being on standby coz then I doodled a second panel.

dog-face-painting:

I lied about Murderface gaying being on standby coz then I doodled a second panel.

(via dog-face-painting)

requested by anon ( Sorry if I missed any…)

(Source: fyeahlostgirl, via vide-et-creder)

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

(Source: alessandromancodogphotographer, via socialnetworkhell)

awkward-fallen-angel:

prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

i would love to see this Spider-Man

(Source: breakourbones, via danielabella92)

So close, yet far

vide-et-creder:

It’s a ache in my chest
That doesn’t have a rest
It’s a pain in my heart
That wants to tear the distance apart
It’s the sleepless nights
When something isn’t quite right
The loss of heat
The missing piece
You.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via magicbarbie)

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

myresin:

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

Omg

(Source: patrickkingart)